WHY DO I WATCH THE WALKING DEAD? SOMEBODY GET ME A NEW HEART BECAUSE THIS ONE IS COMPLETELY BROKEN. BYE.
So I’m quietly watching a James Franco interview on youtube minding my own business when my cat comes through my window and does a cute “meow” to which I respend with a nice “Hello there”. Almost immediately I notice he has a gigantic cocroach in his mouth. The little fucker. I was THIS close to smashing my laptop when I ran to the opposite side of the house.
Here’s what you need to know about me: It is Saturday night and I am having a beer by myself while passionately watching Talking Dead.
“Well, at least I’m not a time-traveling, shape-shifting robot operated by miniaturized cross people. Which I’ve got to admit, I didn’t see coming.”
The Doctor in Let’s Kill Hitler.
I see what you did there, Moffat. Damn it.
Congrats on blowing my fucking brain out.
I went to this music festival mainly to see Muse and there was this crappy band playing on the main stage as I waited so I went to a different one just so I wouldn’t have to hear them, right? I was distracted when I started hearing Someone Purer by Mystery Jets. I was like “WAIT, WHAT?” AND WHEN I LOOKED UP THEY HAPPENED TO BE PLAYING THERE. I HAD NO IDEA THEY’D BE PART OF THE FESTIVAL. It was the most amazing surprise EVER OMG.
Muse was fucking epic too. Aaaaaaaaaaah, I am so high on music!
Also the “ultimate punishment” argument for having Deb die is invalid. She died because Dexter DIDN’T kill Saxon.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MESSAGE, HUH?
Ok, I am done now (probably not)
So here’s why I think the Dexter finale was shit.
First of all, just because something is unexpected it doesn’t always mean it’s good. I would’ve chosen a predictable, well constructed finale over this horribly planned piece of crap.The entire season was quite poor, but the finale was simply a disaster.
What the hell was up with Deb’s death? A minute the doctor is like “She is completely fine, everything is rainbows and smiles” and then she’s fucking brain dead? I understand why they wanted to kill her, I get the fucking metaphor, but they could’ve done it sooooo much better. This is not what the rest of the season was leading to. You can’t just fool the audience like that. You have a responsibility as a writer. The whole season was leading to Dexter finally getting read of his dark passanger, you can’t just have him go back to square one in the last 15 minutes of the last episode, unless you’ve been building up to it for a while in a subtle way, which they didn’t. THAT IS BAD WRITING, THAT IS NOT GIVING A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT 8 SEASONS OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. What the hell happened, Dexter writers? You used to be so good and clever. I am so incredibly sad and disappointed, and it’s not even because of Deb (which I’m heartbroken about, obviously), I just feel like someone shitted all over one of my favorite shows. It deserved better.
Sigh. I’m just really sad. But ah well. If I ever see Hannah McKay walking around the city, I’ll let you all know.
I am mourning not only Deb, but also one of my favorite shows.
Dexter deserved better. That finale was shit.
WRITE ME A DECENT ONE PLEASE
ALL I ASKED FOR WAS FOR DEB TO BE HAPPY. DON’T BE ASSHOLES WRITERS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.