Thank you, Raggedy Man
Damn it, BBC. This is why we don’t put Moffat in charge of Christmas.
I can’t save you from this. There’s nothing I can do to stop this. I stole your childhood and now I’ve lead you by the hand to your death. But the worst thing is, I knew. I knew this would happen. This is what always happens. Forget your faith in me. I took you with me because I was vain. Because I wanted to be adored. Look at you. Glorious Pond. The girl who waited for me. I’m not a hero. I really am just a mad man in a box. And it’s time we saw each other as we really are. Amy Williams, it’s time to stop waiting.
Raggedy man, I remember you
Go on, wake up, you stupid bloody idiot!
Pretty sure this is how that Christmas Dinner went down…